Something to laught at: An Indian boy on his first day at school in the US

An Indian boy on his first day at school in the US

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said, “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775″ he said.

“Very good!” Who said, “Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?”

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.” Abraham Lincoln, 1863″ said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!”

She heard a loud whisper: “F**k the Indians,”

“Who said that?” she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. “General Custer, 1862.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Chandrashekhar says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.”

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re fucked!”

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, “George Bush, Iraq , 2005.”

How much had you changed in 10 years

Message: IT WAS March 1997

1.) How old were you?
= 10 years younger

2.) Where did you go to school?
= Inti College, Subang Jaya

3.) Where did you work?
= Inti College Library

4.) Where did you live?
= Near Subang Jaya Medical Center

5.) Where did you hang out?
= Subang Parade

6.) Did you wear glasses?
= Yes, thick one

7.) Who was your best friend?
= TY, CL, YL, CS, Simon, TC, Ah Tat,Alan, and more

8.) How many tattoos did you have?
= No tatoos

9.) How many piercing did you have?
= None

10.) What car did you drive?
= Proton Iswara

11.) Had you been to a real party
yet?
= Yes

12.) Had your heart broken?
= Not yet

FIVE YEARS AGO

IT WAS March 2002

1.) How old were you?
= 5 years younger...

2.) Where did you go to school?
= University of Alabama, Birmingham

3.) Where did you work?
= UAB Graduate Researcher and Hunan Garden

4.) Where did you live?
= UAB hostel

5.) Where did you hang out?
= All pubs and discos in Birmingham

7.) Who was your best friend?
= YL, Vernece, TY, ST, Chin and etc.

8.) Who was your regular-person
crush?
= Not in particular

9.) How many tattoos did you have?
= No tatoos

10.) How many piercing did you have?
= None

11.) What car did you drive?
= Honda Civic Hatchback

12.) Had you had your heart broken?
= Twice

NOW April 2007

1.) How old are you?
= 1 more yr to reach 30

2.) Where do you work?
= HF Engineering

3.) Where do you live?
= Diamond Hill Villa

4.) Do you wear glasses?
= Yes

5.) Where do you hang out?
= Home

6.) Who are your best friends?
= YL, TY,TC,Anthony, Wee, ST and etc

8.) Do you talk to your old friends?
= Yes

9.) How many piercing do you have?
= None

10.) How many tattoos?
= No tatoos

11.) What kind of car do you drive?
= Too many

12.) Has your heart been broken?
= Many times

It has been a week...

Wow, it has been a week since I blogged... why the delay? Well, it is just too much work and so little time... Went to KL on Saturday, a secret day off for myself. The level of stressfulness was unbearable.

But I have to thanks my friend who we called JH. He showed me the way. He is a nice guy and I wish him good luck as the regional manager for MiTV .

I went to buy many Japanese TV series and anime. Sorry, I still a nerd.

Anywhere, I have to pen off now. Will write later.