Kids... what can we do about them ???

(Taken from http://www.humnri.com/HumZ/Jokes/)

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks. But nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, India, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.The Finance Minister was so amused, he instructed his secretary to send Rs.20 to the little boy. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid by giving the whole amount he wished.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read

"Dear God Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."

(FYI :RS.= RUPEES)

Kids in grade school think fast
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TEACHER Why are you late?

WEBSTER Because of the sign.

TEACHER What sign?

WEBSTER The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER John, how do you spell "crocodile?"

JOHN K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER No, that's wrong

JOHN Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER What are you talking about?

SARAH Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE Here it is!

TEACHER Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS George!

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TEACHER Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

(FOR YL)
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report catd