you drink milk?
- Yes, GOT MILK?
Do you prefer apple or orange juice?
- OJ
How often do you check your email?
- Every day
What's the nearest food to you right
now?
- Nothing, SOB SOB...
Have you ever watched a sunrise rise
over the ocean?
- Every week
with?
- I like to look at it myself at the current state
How many messages are in your
inbox/outbox on your phone?
- >100
Do you prefer wooden or mechanical
pencils?
- mechanical pencils
Do you have one best friend, or
lotta good friends?
- just a number
Do you say 'ya'll', 'you
guys', 'dudes', or something else
when addressing?
- you beyotch!
Have you ever waved at someone who
was waving at you, only to realize
they waved to someone else?
- never, who will waved at me?
Do you believe in ghosts?
- Yes, saw a few
Do you consider yourself creative?
- Depends
Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? -
- Angelina
Do you believe in love at first
sight?
- Yes
Do you like Sushi?
- Yes, alot of it
What do you wear to bed?
- short and a t-shirt
what shoe size do you have?
- 12 (US standard)
Do you truly hate anyone?
- YES
What food do you find disgusting?
- ANYHTHING ON FEAR FACTOR
Do you sing in the shower?
- No
Have you ever stood up for someone
you hardly knew?
- Yes,and regret about it
Have you ever been punched in the
face?
- Never
What are the things you couldn't
afford to leave behind on a vacation?
- Credit cards, cash, and cell phone
If you had 24 hours to live, what
would you do?
- Sit down and think what have you done for the past years....
What do you do when you can't fall
asleep?
- Watching the idiot box
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Saturday, May 12, 2007
El Cactus in Port Dickson, Malaysia
First of all, the impression of the place is important.... I will give it a 4 out of 5, because it does look a like of an authentic Mexican Villa for a restaurant... the place is located opposite Corus Hotel in Port Dickson(PD). It is a pretty nice place for Mexican food if you think of it...but the food came out with a bit disappointment.
The drink... they don't have corona for beer on the list...it is a famous beer drink in US and Mexico... have to ask them to put on the list... Margarita...not very good...you will get brain freeze due to it... senor, not too much ice...more booze please. Nacho, down to drain. The owner admit that due to demographic, it is better to use cheap cheese for the nachos. What kind of confession is that? And he is so proud of telling it too. Does he meant that Seremban people are cheap? I know I am not... You have to cut the chai or green onion to smaller bits, have to send the cook to Mexico... Then came the chicken fajita. Not enough sauce on the chicken on the hot plate... too much onion. The dressing is too little. Man, also you need to give me more jalapeno, and please get some habanero sauce.... the food is not that good. Then, the fatal mistake, cash only...luckily I brought some cash that day, if not I will be washing dishes at the restaurant and that will be bad and mean....
Overall, the food is 2 out of 5.
The drink... they don't have corona for beer on the list...it is a famous beer drink in US and Mexico... have to ask them to put on the list... Margarita...not very good...you will get brain freeze due to it... senor, not too much ice...more booze please. Nacho, down to drain. The owner admit that due to demographic, it is better to use cheap cheese for the nachos. What kind of confession is that? And he is so proud of telling it too. Does he meant that Seremban people are cheap? I know I am not... You have to cut the chai or green onion to smaller bits, have to send the cook to Mexico... Then came the chicken fajita. Not enough sauce on the chicken on the hot plate... too much onion. The dressing is too little. Man, also you need to give me more jalapeno, and please get some habanero sauce.... the food is not that good. Then, the fatal mistake, cash only...luckily I brought some cash that day, if not I will be washing dishes at the restaurant and that will be bad and mean....
Overall, the food is 2 out of 5.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Some dirty jokes taken from Mr Chris H.
Kenny - every parents dream child......................
I like this kid!!!
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little KENNY .
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little KENNY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream . The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little KENNY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
LITTLE KENNY ON MATH (Part 2)
Little KENNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies KENNY .
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the f..... difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said!'
LITTLE KENNY ON ENGLISH !
Little KENNY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-sy llable word?'
KENNY says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little KENNY , that's a mouthful.'
Little KENNY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'
LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR !
Little KENNY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now, KENNY , that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allo w you to go.'
Little KENNY , thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs , you'd be a TEN!'
LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and i t turned out beautifully.'
She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little KENNY .
'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''
LITTLE KENNY ON GETTING OLDER
Little KENNY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Little KENNY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little KENNY answered, ' No, he minded his own f....... business.'
Little KENNY is the best!!!!
I like this kid!!!
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little KENNY .
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little KENNY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream . The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little KENNY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
LITTLE KENNY ON MATH (Part 2)
Little KENNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies KENNY .
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the f..... difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said!'
LITTLE KENNY ON ENGLISH !
Little KENNY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-sy llable word?'
KENNY says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little KENNY , that's a mouthful.'
Little KENNY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'
LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR !
Little KENNY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now, KENNY , that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allo w you to go.'
Little KENNY , thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs , you'd be a TEN!'
LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and i t turned out beautifully.'
She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little KENNY .
'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''
LITTLE KENNY ON GETTING OLDER
Little KENNY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Little KENNY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little KENNY answered, ' No, he minded his own f....... business.'
Little KENNY is the best!!!!
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Sitcoms and comedies
I am back with sitcoms and comedies.... first they make you laugh and laugh... and forget everything... take That's 70s Show...really. Because watching series such as CSI and such, really saddened you... because you have to think and think, plus it really saddened with all the death people... although it is interesting but really do you want to see all the crying and sad people after a long day??? Heroes... since when people can fly... wasn't it is just a big mix up of X-men and X-files? Are these important? I am thinking, NO,No AND NO!!! So, please give us more and more sitcoms please!!!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Banting Beggar's Chicken at Bukit Jugra, Banting, Selangor
As a picky eater, I have to disagreed with Jason (Chinese food promoter)that the Beggar's chicken over here is good... it is not. Let's read the story of beggar's chicken which I took from: http://www.louwailou.com.cn/english/chick.asp
It happened long long ago. The federal dynasty imposed heavy tax on civilians, and people were deprived of everything. Family broken up, they strayed everywhere as beggars. One day, a beggar was floating in Changsu of Jiangsu Province, cold and hungry. Little by little, he couldn't stand up and fainted. His fellow sufferers were trying to save him. They collected wood and burned it to warm him up. One fellow sufferer took out the only remained chicken and prepared to cook for him. But without any tools to cooking, they were very worried. Suddenly, one of them got an idea. He suggested wrapping up the chicken with slush, and putting the mud pie into fire to bake. They continuously collected wood and baked mud pie. Finally, when the chicken was fully cooked, they began to knock open mud. To everyone's surprise, the feather was also falling off with mud, and the chicken smelled very nice. The aroma attracted all neighbors around. They came and couldn't stop praising the unique cooking style and the unique taste.
Next, the other story taken from SuZhou China http://www.suzhou.gov.cn said that the
Chang-shu Beggar-chicken is also called stewed chicken. It is said there was a beggar in Yu-shan, Chang-shu. He once caught a chicken but he had no cookers or condiments with him. So he killed and emptied the chicken. Without plucking it up, he daubed it with mud and roasted in fire. After it was ready he rejected the mud, with which the feather fell off. It turned out to be limp and fragrant when eating. Later, people seasoned such kind of chicken with condiments and produced distinct flavors. It is thus named “Beggar-chicken”.
So, from these two stories, it is said that we should be eating a manigficent chicken, but over here, we only eat a chicken that was overpowered by herbs... to make it worst, the chicken is not 'Kampung Chicken' or the so called free range chicken. I don't mind travelled to Bukit Jugra or paying the amount for the chicken... but I really do mind eating an inferior dish. The other dishes that we have were their beggar's duck...it is not good, and duck used were frozen duck . Overall, I will only give 2 out of 5 points to this restaurant. So be warned, don't give a high expectation for the food.
It happened long long ago. The federal dynasty imposed heavy tax on civilians, and people were deprived of everything. Family broken up, they strayed everywhere as beggars. One day, a beggar was floating in Changsu of Jiangsu Province, cold and hungry. Little by little, he couldn't stand up and fainted. His fellow sufferers were trying to save him. They collected wood and burned it to warm him up. One fellow sufferer took out the only remained chicken and prepared to cook for him. But without any tools to cooking, they were very worried. Suddenly, one of them got an idea. He suggested wrapping up the chicken with slush, and putting the mud pie into fire to bake. They continuously collected wood and baked mud pie. Finally, when the chicken was fully cooked, they began to knock open mud. To everyone's surprise, the feather was also falling off with mud, and the chicken smelled very nice. The aroma attracted all neighbors around. They came and couldn't stop praising the unique cooking style and the unique taste.
Next, the other story taken from SuZhou China http://www.suzhou.gov.cn said that the
Chang-shu Beggar-chicken is also called stewed chicken. It is said there was a beggar in Yu-shan, Chang-shu. He once caught a chicken but he had no cookers or condiments with him. So he killed and emptied the chicken. Without plucking it up, he daubed it with mud and roasted in fire. After it was ready he rejected the mud, with which the feather fell off. It turned out to be limp and fragrant when eating. Later, people seasoned such kind of chicken with condiments and produced distinct flavors. It is thus named “Beggar-chicken”.
So, from these two stories, it is said that we should be eating a manigficent chicken, but over here, we only eat a chicken that was overpowered by herbs... to make it worst, the chicken is not 'Kampung Chicken' or the so called free range chicken. I don't mind travelled to Bukit Jugra or paying the amount for the chicken... but I really do mind eating an inferior dish. The other dishes that we have were their beggar's duck...it is not good, and duck used were frozen duck . Overall, I will only give 2 out of 5 points to this restaurant. So be warned, don't give a high expectation for the food.
May 1st and May 2nd
May day May day... not an easy day to swallowed because for many people, it will be holidays, but for me it May 1st will be the day my grandfather passed away for the 21st years according to the Chinese Lunar Calendar. I and my brother were reluctant to go to my grandma's house because we don't quite like our grandma. Don't know why...because we always have a feeling that she don't like me and my younger brother because of my mother. So, the last straws was back in 1995 because of an incident, we (me and my younger brother) never stepped to her house ever again... it was funny because when we are there, we were asked why we never visit anymore... well it seemed that it is our fault and she is blameless for it... but we did not uttered a word about anything, just saying we have other things to do and left the place like a wind...
May 2nd, my father's birthday...he is 55 by today...
May 2nd, my father's birthday...he is 55 by today...
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