Sunday, March 16, 2008

The surprising relaxing Sunday

It has been a while that I do not have a relaxing Sunday... I woke up at 7am this morning, I make myself a good breakfast this morning, some oat meal, a cup of espresso and some fresh sesame bun which I got from Tesco. Then, I did some cleaning at the kitchen... and my brother called me at 9:20 to have breakfast with my dad. Although I already have a good breakfast, there is no harm to have a cup of Java at the club. On the way back I grabbed some books and some fruits for a week. Watch some movies and took an afternoon nap. Finish reading a book that I have put a side for a while, and later have dinner with my bro and my mom.

Soak myself at the tub with some green tea and I am going to call a day now because I know it will be a hectic morning tomorrow because it is Monday tomorrow...

Malaysia Politics NOW!

I am not siding to any parties because I don't think the people are ready for changes... the latest election result send a cold wind over my back bones and a cold sweat break on my forehead because I knew that Malaysians are not ready for such changes and why do they vote at the first place.

After the election, many defeated BN members think: " Where did we went wrong?" IT IS THE ECONOMY DUMMY! When your local Politicians did not listen to the people grumbling about the oil price (edible or not) to a simple cup of JAVA, they failed. We did not wanted to listen to the government advertise on how much we subsidize for this and that... we just simply cannot. Look fix the economy and be more transparent, people will be more willing to come back to you.
BN also needed a better PR and don't change your candidates when the election is near because people can smell your insecurities and people also wanted a familiar face. You also needed to be more informative to your people, like the SMART TUNNEL... educate the people about it because I don't think even the opposition knows what the tunnel is for, they only asked why you close the tunnel during floods, HELLO, we needed some good PR and information here.

Congratulation to the Opposition, but know this the people voted you not because you are better than the BN, but because you are the not BN, you are not even on the same par... but you have 4 years to prove yourself. I am just hoping that you are not sitting on you 'rear' just to punish the BN... BECAUSE WE KNOW WHERE YOU AT!!! and we know with the current economy, you can't cash in the promises that you made.... but we shall see.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Don't judge a book by it's cover: A blonde joke

A very wealthy blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC and asks the banker for a $5,000 dollar loan. She exclaims that she has to go out of town on urgent business and needs the 5 grand right away. The banker regretfully tells her that they'll need to run a background check before just giving out a loan to someone. She begs and begs but to no avail. The woman says that there's no reason, since she's one of the wealthiest people in New York. The banker, not sure whether or not to believe her or not, says that the only way they can skip the background check is if she has something of value that's considerably worth more than the 5 grand. The blonde says well how about if I give you the keys to my Porsche. The Porsche, having been all paid for, was enough to persuade the banker to give her a $5,000 loan. After twenty minutes or so, the lady walked out of the bank and flew overseas on her business trip.

A week later she returns and tells them she's like to pay off her loan. The banker tells her with interest accumulated that she owes $5,021.19. She pays in cash for it and begins to walk out the door. As she's leaving, the banker stops her and says. "I can't help but wonder. We did a background check on you anyways and indeed, you are one of the wealthiest people in New York. May I ask why in the world you would you need a loan for a measly five thousand dollars?"

The blonde looks back at the banker and replies: "are you kidding me, where else in New York city could I find a place to park my car for the week for $21.19?"

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

(Taken from http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/)

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Cursing Guideline at office (Contributed by Justin)

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended,this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can

continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Letter to the PM



For the past 10 years, we did not any progress in the term of economics sense, except for a few international recognized company to set up in Negeri Sembilan, where I can count Wah Long and Samsung, other investors is packing and leaving NS to other places such as Vietnam... I am sad of that. This leaves many youngsters to leave NS for a better life such as KL. Which is a fact, because 9 out of 10 of my friends is working out of NS... so I wrote a letter or warkah to out PM and see what will happened for the next five years... and this is one of the response.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Thailand Trip Part 2

Day 2 - Bangkok to Pattaya

The morning call was set at 6am due to the busy traffic in Bangkok. So, after having breakfast at the hotel, which again, 'Ain't great', we met at the lobby with our luggages for the bus. We were taken to the central river of Thailand which is the Chao Phraya, also known in Thailand as Menam (“Mother of Waters”) Chao Phraya. Yes, we are taking a boat to circle around Bangkok. On the boat ride, we were told about how people live off Menam.



Along the river, you can see many interesting landmarks such as the Royal Palace, the Royal Navy Pier and etc.



We also visited Wat Arun or the so called Temple of the Dawn.According to the MSN Encarta, "The temple of Wat Arun in Bangkok, Thailand, is among the most famous of the more than 400 Buddhist temples and monasteries in the city. Commonly known as the Temple of Dawn, the Wat Arun displays the prang style typical of the architecture of the former kingdom of Ayutthaya (1350–1767). The central prang rises 104 m (340 ft) above a temple compound pavilion that contains images of Buddha’s life."









Then we have lunch at the largest restaurant in the world: The Royal Dragon (Mang Gorn Luang) restaurant in Bangkok, Thailand, opened in October, 1991, and can seat 5,000 customers, served by 1,200 staff. It has over 1,000 dishes that are offered on the menu to suit all tastes: Chinese, Japanese, Thai, and Western. The building architecture itself takes on the appearance of Chinese architecture, with sloping roofs of orange-red tiles. When it opened, the restaurant employed 1,200 staff, including 541 waiters and waitresses, and 322 chefs. The waiting staff wear roller-skates in order to ensure a speedy service. But, overall, the foods at the restaurant sucks... the food is under expectation.


Then, from there we went to the Sri Racha Tiger Park. (Taken from: http://www.bestdaytoursthailand.com/day_tours_thailand_sriracha.html)

"SriRacha Tiger Zoo is an exquisite zoological garden on over 100 acres where you can get a glimpse of many tigers. Sriracha Tiger zoo has over 200 Bengal Tigers and 100,000 crocodiles. SriRacha Tiger Zoo Thailand is the greatest tiger zoo in the entire world. It is said as soon as you step in, you are bound to feel the natural atmosphere and watch hundred of tigers in the natural tiger playground. Hold the tiger cub in your arms, feed them with milk and take a memorable picture to make your holidaying in Thailand the most memorable one.

You can also witness and learn about how the sow plays the role of the tiger cubs' nanny. Learn more about how she feeds them with her own milk along with the piglets and if you are lucky you can even get to see a practical demonstration of it. This SriRacha Tiger zoo also houses camels, deer, wallabies, rabbits, elephants, ostriches and especially the tiger cubs that were born in the zoo. You can also learn more about the elephants by strolling through the “Elephant Museum”. “Crocodile Eggs Breaking Festival”, a unique and fantastic event organized in this zoo is a surprisingly interesting event that you should not miss. The event is the first ever in the world and is held every year in between May to August. You can also enjoy varieties of animal shows in “Amazing Circus”. Wrestling Show with Crocodiles by lady performers is an added attraction. This SriRacha Tiger Zoo has impressed many tourists with the intelligence of pig in the Pig Racing Ground and Swimming Pool and with the exhibition of “SCORPION QUEEN” – a lady with hundred of poisonous scorpions.

Taking memorable photos with the tiger cub, baby crocodile, and various other kinds of animals. Witness the kind-hearted pig feeding the tiger cubs with her own milk along with the piglets. Crocodile and elephant shows, S&R Restaurant serves Thai, Chinese and Western cuisine for. Visitors can try exotic dishes of crocodile meat that are specially prepared as well as fresh seafood

The tour includes all entrance fees and show fees."






However, from my view point, it is pretty sad to look at condition of the animals kept in captivity...

Next, we go to Pattaya. We went to a hotel called the Royal Orchid. It is a four star hotel. We rest about 1 hour then left the hotel for dinner and some shopping. I went to see the 'tiger show'... pretty degrading show...and waste of time. Then at 9pm, we were back to the hotel. I sneak out and went to Hard Rock Cafe, Pattaya. It was a blast. The rock band, can't recall their name... did a very good rock and roll and the girls in the place is 'D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S.'

Went back to the hotel around 4am...

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I dream of Optimus Prime


You know that you are a nerd when you dream of Optimus Prime in your dream...

I was dreaming how to build an ultimate Optimus Prime from scratch and such...

I was looking at the bare skeleton, and etc.

It was amazing... how a man's brain worked.

Monday, March 03, 2008

SMART tunnel






I was watching the construction of SMART tunnel through the National Geography Channel yesterday night. It was amazing. Actually the Public Work Department should released the DVD to people to watch... it was so great. What I can comment is 'WELL DONE' but while in the same subject, the PWD should make another tunnel so that people can still travel into KL and not stranded somewhere in Sungai Besi. However, below is the articles regarding the SMART tunnel taken from http://www.smarttunnel.com.my

"SMART is an acronym for Stormwater Management and Road Tunnel, a project under the Federal Government initiated to alleviate the flooding problem in the city centre of Kuala Lumpur. The project is implemented through a joint venture pact between MMC Corp Berhad and Gamuda Berhad with the Department of Irrigation And Drainage Malaysia and the Malaysian Highway Authority as the executing government agencies.

Studies had indicated that the critical stretch of Sungai Klang between Sg Klang /Sg Ampang confluence and Sg Gombak/ Sg Klang confluence to be flood prone areas and the fact that the river is further constrained by the Jalan Tun Perak Bridge (near Masjid Jamek) which is low, has resulted in the surrounding areas to experience flash floods.

The SMART system will be able to divert large volumes of flood water from entering this critical stretch via a holding pond, bypass tunnel and storage reservoir. This will reduce the flood water level at the Jalan Tun Perak Bridge, preventing spillover.

Other benefits of SMART


The Stormwater Management and Road Tunnel (SMART) project was incepted by the project proponent, namely MMC Corp Berhad-Gamuda Berhad Joint Venture, primarily to mitigate the recurring floods in the city of Kuala Lumpur, the financial, business and commercial hub of Malaysia. However, at the design stage of SMART, the dual purpose concept was born from the ingenuity of the project proponents and the motorway tunnel was integrated into the system to relieve traffic congestion at the main Southern Gateway to the city centre.


The Motorway to Ease Congestion


The motorway tunnel will provide an alternative route for motorists from the Southern Gateway, i.e. KL-Seremban Highway, Federal Highway, Besraya and East-West Link entering and exiting the city centre. This will reduce traffic congestion at the Southern Gateway leading to the city centre. The travel time will be reduced significantly. For example from the Jalan Istana Interchange-Kampung Pandan the expected travel time is a mere four minutes compared to ten to fifteen minutes using the existing roads."

Andrew and Ching Sia's wedding




It is finally over, the long wait of Ching Sia's wedding. Well, although she was my first love, but it is the so called puppy love...and it was over several years ago. The mixed feelings were there when she was walking into the wedding aisle with her father.I was happy that I was able to attend the wedding ceremony...

Anywhere, from the bottom of my heart I wished Andrew and Ching Sia: Congratulation on your wedding!

Well this is their wedding website: http://www.mywedding.com/chingsiandrew/index.html for anyone who interested to have a look at their beautiful wedding photos.

P.S. Yee Lien's daughter is so cute, and Alan aka Lady is still evil and sarcastic.

The nite at Royal Selangor Club




I was invited by my business associates to go to Royal Selangor Club which is opposite the Old High Court Area in Kuala Lumpur. We have a pretty good drinking session and I am still amazed of the club. No matter how many times I patronize the club, I am still remains speechless of the majestic features of the place.