Some thoughts for the Year 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without anerection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to usethe internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky… not really good for anything, but youstill can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitaldying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention tocriticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and asubstantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world isso weird people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE (#1) NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among themillions and millions of them, but we haven’t a clue as to where thousandsof Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put theDepartment of Agriculture in charge of immigration.